Something happens when you read The Fifty Shades of Grey.
Or shall I say something doesn't happen.
My kids were even late to school Monday. I wonder if the late pass said "Mommy overslept. She was up until 3am reading mommy porn."
That would be some late pass.
I am finished with book 2, Fifty Shades Darker. And I am taking a small hiatus to get my life back in order. I shall start Fifty Shades Freed this evening.
I need to spend naptime washing some underwear. And socks. And jeans. I must draw the line at pulling clothes to wear from the hamper.