A few weekends ago, we went out on our friends' boat. My kids went tubing. The first time they ever did this, me and my suburban upbringing died a thousand deaths. Now, I just freak every few minutes and drive everyone in the boat crazy.
My daughter refers to it as "the BIG rock."
"Can we go climb the big rock?"
Yes. DON'T fall. Please.
This apparently was a warmup, because the next night they drew in armpit hair, chest hair and a goatee.
All I can say is, whatevs. And when does school start again?
We're all so different, but truly, so alike.
Happy happy Monday. Make it awesome.